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Caroliner

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Caroliner is never just Caroliner, from album to album they change their name ever so slightly, some amusing examples are: Caroliner Rainbow Hernia Milk Queen, Caroliner Rainbow Open Wound Chorale, Caroliner Rainbow Wire Thin Sheep Legs Baking Exhibit or Caroliner Rainbow Scrambled Egg Taken For A Wife. Yes, the "rainbow" part of the name is repeated often, but it is generally accepted that the band name is simply Caroliner. This San Francisco collective is probably the only group to have successfully carried on with fellow Bay area legends The Residents' legacy of the weird. There is no describing just how strange these guys are. Some tracks might sound like circus music, the next one like appalachian folklore and the next an over-the-top thrash tune with clownish vocals. No matter what you hear however, it will always get you off kilter and most probably put a smile on your face.

To keep in the spirit of weirdness, even the cover art for each of the groups releases bears this cryptic vibe; hand drawn and pasted pieces of paper, lyric sheets with lettering so small it is almost impossible to read (or differentiate it from other drawings or info), discarded rubbish included in the package, old clothes, anything! Even the records themselves (Caroliner pretty much releases their work exclusively on vinyl) often have their own little particularities; locked grooves before the side even begins, music grooves going way beyond the reach of the needle (past the middle part), well you get the idea. All this just adds to the playful side of the group which culminates during their live shows where the group are in extravagant costumes so formless it is hard to distinguish performer from setting in the fluorescent black lighting.

I have to thank Mats Gustafsson of The Broken Face for making me discover this band. We met at a Dead Texan concert in Stockholm and we were talking about bands that or partners couldn't stand and he mentioned Caroliner; I felt so ashamed not to know them that the next day I ordered an LP. I plan on getting them all eventually, but up until now, I've only bought them sporadically, one at a time.

Just thought I'd point out that, considering the groups prankster ethics with the media on which they release their material, the track lengths are approximate and according to me, some songs might actually be two songs, half of one song included in the next, heck it might even be the wrong song altogether, but I did my best to figure it out and I welcome any corrections.

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Album Cover I'm Armed With Quarts Of Blood
Label: Bullshit
Release: 1986
Format: LP
Cat. no: SUB 69-1

Song list:

  1. Corn Red Moon (3:00)
  2. Good Luck Shining Tongue (2:40)
  3. Barrel Horses And window Crackers (1:16)
  4. 20' Tall Stacked Skeleton Crawling Flat Broke (1:50)
  5. The Kin Quilt (3:57)
  6. Dusk (2:37)
  7. Wheat Delusion (1:58)
  8. For Bread And Axe (4:17)
  9. Copper Baw Ribs (3:59)
  10. Paper Maid (2:19)
  11. Shitting Storm Nogallloxa (6:12)
  12. I'm Armed With Quarts Of Blood (6:40)
  13. Berbucks In The Rafters (2:53)


Album Cover Rise Of The Common Woodpile
Label: Bullshit
Release: 1987
Format: CD-R
Cat. no: CARO 03

Song list:

  1. Hazel Wet Lap (4:33)
  2. Child Heart O' Dirt Pump (3:24)
  3. Beetown (3:20)
  4. Empty Halo (3:09)
  5. Blundersome Blood (4:03)
  6. Rise Of The Common Woodpile (2:37)
  7. Gut (3:16)
  8. Re-Corrupting Checkerfield (2:53)
  9. Brittleback (3:45)
  10. Climbing Jacob's Ladder Through The Fireplace (3:50)
  11. Sullivan's Lower Trunk (4:28)
  12. Victory Arms Force (11:11)


Album Cover Strike Them Hard, Drag Them To Church
Label: Bullshit
Release: 1989
Format: LP
Cat. no: CARO 05

Song list:

  1. You're to Make Young Gems (6:11)
  2. Loin Loin's Doings (7:54)
  3. Guilty Wind Or Wing (3:15)
  4. Dumhevae (4:53)
  5. Crown Of Awful Ways (3:03)
  6. Spiddletop Knuck Knuck (4:03)
  7. Rainbows Made Of Meat (4:41)
  8. Strike Them Hard, Drag Them To Church/Snake Bites (8:24)
  9. Coal Mound (4:08)
  10. Horse Flat (6:29)


Album Cover The Sabre Waving Saracen Wall
Label: Bullshit
Release: 1990
Format: LP
Cat. no: CARO 06

Song list:

  1. Day Of The Terrible Cocksuns (4:26)
  2. Prune Picking Huge Hand (2:46)
  3. My Little Lips (4:38)
  4. Susans And Bruisins (3:11)
  5. Hernia Milk And The Milk Queen (4:19)
  6. The Sabre Waving Saracen Wall (3:44)
  7. River Wearing Children's Limbs (4:12)
  8. The Ark Manager (3:36)
  9. Whaur Camp (4:43)
  10. Misery Pipe In The Fray (5:09)
  11. Fanged Hyman Flee In Terror (5:03)
  12. The Sheveer Cagers (6:44)


Album Cover Rings On The Awkward Shadow
Label: Bullshit
Release: 1992
Format: 2LP
Cat. no: CARO 08

Song list:

LP 1:
  1. Sprillowed Sprawling Predictions On Our Future (9:47)
  2. Grave Are The Hairs Our Asses (7:04)
  3. Land Mace (3:03)
  4. Staddalakasta Vein Loom (2:06)
  5. Sweet Faced Conquering Goals (5:43)
  6. Red Roll Butter Shutters (3:31)
  7. Language Of The Eyes And Thread (1:21)
  8. Whom And Wherefore To The Indians (3:34)
  9. Four Church Plates On A Symbol Of Strength (4:51)
  10. Ardelli Horse Hare (4:41)
LP 2:
  1. Pace And Mercy's List (7:07)
  2. My Cupboard Is Aching For Kitchen Physics (15:03)
  3. Rings On The Awkward Shadow (27:27)


Album Cover Sell Heal Holler
Label: Bullshit
Release: 1995
Format: LP
Cat. no: CARO 09

Song list:

  1. Horse Cannons (7:29)
  2. The Superflous Snap Pipoes The Veteran Lung (3:32)
  3. My Books A Greased Gray Gift Given In Exchange For Passage Examination (4:25)
  4. The Air Blasted Earth (5:43)
  5. Fly Swarm Around The Angle Corpse (2:42)
  6. Surgur Ax Smiths (8:12)
  7. Damsels In Short (5:24)
  8. Sell Heal Holler (5:26)
  9. The Cellar With The Intestinal Relief (7:12)


Album Cover Lower Intestinal Clocks & Gut
Label: Bullshit
Release: 1997
Format: LP
Cat. no: None

Song list:

  1. Gut (29:48)
  2. Lower Intestinal Clocks (26:04)


Album Cover Toodoos
Label: Bullshit
Release: 1999
Format: LP
Cat. no: None

Song list:

  1. Fingers Of The Underworld (6:03)
  2. River Banks (4:18)
  3. Nae Goodness With Dirty Blood Flowing (7:32)
  4. Tindered Fukes (5:31)
  5. Baited Planilla (4:52)
  6. Rounds (3:36)
  7. Presented As Shadows To The Lifeless (3:19)
  8. Stomach As Smoke And Sympathy (3:47)
  9. Toodoos (2:55)
  10. Why So Crookee? (8:13)
  11. Woven Moon Of Sun Straws (7:12)


Album Cover Transcontinental Pinecone Collector
Label: Bullshit
Release: 2005
Format: LP
Cat. no: None

Song list:

  1. Yearly, Ongoing Bridgesnap! (3:42)
  2. Transcontinental Pinecone Collector (5:44)
  3. Straw Prisoner Raised An Alarm (5:46)
  4. I Will Cut You Caeyman (2:38)
  5. The Scallous Game (2:57)
  6. Water Jaws Aflame (2:49)
  7. My Own Jingle Bones! (3:19)
  8. A Decade Of Gomiring Failure (3:31)
  9. One Line, One Lung, Capper (3:16)
  10. Dust Study Room (5:25)
  11. Salted & Starved (4:13)
  12. Fecund Second Hand Inspection (4:07)