The weirdest of the weird, Caroliner Rainbow Customary Relaxation Of The Shale (as they are known for this release), bring you the mind-numbing sound crime that is Sell Heal Holler. How do you describe or review such an indescribable album? Fuck melody, fuck harmony, fuck you, fuck me, fuck sound, fuck musicality, fuck your ears, fuck with your mind, fuck it! Take the strangest, most alien band you know, multiply that with the second weirdest band you've ever heard, repeat the operation until all eleven fingers are bloodied and blistered and then add one. If you like your Caroliner with a certain dose of hardcore punk attitude, then there are a few tunes on here which might actually get your foot tappin' (My Books A Greased Gray Gift, but in a flash it's gone, and your left to survive in this sound wilderness. Like The Butthole Surfers sniffing cat litter and shooting up dumpster juice, you might need a tetanus shot after this.