Why didn't the band actually leave an incontinence diaper in the bag which seals his album? I certainly could have used one! Strike Them Hard, Drag The To Church, the fifth album by Caroliner Rainbow Wire Thin Sheep Legs Baking Exhibit 9as the were known this time around) is a sonic lobotomy. Don't be surprised if you are left all hunchbacked on your seat, drooling and twitching after having listened to the whole thing. This is what Sesame Street might sound like were the show run by a bunch of elderly pedophiles (Dumhevae), or if Yamataka Eye of Boredoms actually suffered from a severe case of Tourettes syndrome (Spiddletop Knuck Knuck). So much weirdness contained within such a small unstable media like a vinyl LP is hazardous to your health, you might just as well jump off a speeding train or ask a friend to sledgehammer your head into a bloody pulp. It would probably make as much sense. You have been warned.